What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 09:29
The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”
At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”
“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”
Why cant I stop thinking about counsellor between sessions?
“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”
“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”
“Yes, that I am,” says the second.
Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?
I’m from Dublin, I am.”
“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.
“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
What methods do private investigators use to investigate someone in real life?
“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”
Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”
“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”
What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?
“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”
“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”